Homsi Jokes
لبنانية كانت بحمص وحبت تروح على محل حلويات لتشتري حلو... فدخلت، ولمّا حكيت مع صاحب المحل، قال لها: انت لبنانية بس ليش تتمسخروا على الحماصنة؛ انا دارس بالجامعة الاميركية ومعي شهادة من عندكم بلبنان. فأعتذرت وقالت له: إنتو شعب ذكي، الله يرضى عليك بدي كم صنف

Some Programming related Jokes
Take 1:  The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies

Santa And Banta Jokes !!!!!
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

FUNNY JOKES ......
Your laying in your bed ... and your mouth is opened like a huge cave , and hugging the blanket . when one of your parents opens the door and comes into the room and asks: sooo you're sleeping? noooo ... I'm actually dancing like a party animal .. it

homsi jokes
شاب حمصي اشترى ستلايت من وراء أهله ,. فقال لهم : ما حدا يطلع على السطح لاني اشتريت كلب كبير ومتوحش ثاني يوم طلع أبوه مشان يستكشف الموضوع فنزل من السطح وهو عم يركض ويرتجف . سألوه اهله : شو ... شفت الكلب ؟؟ اجابهم : لأ .. بس شفت الصحن اللي بياكل فيه ...

Jokes Jokes Jokes
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(Almost) One liner jokes
I stepped on a cornflake. Does that mean I am a cereal killer?

Squirrel Jokes
This ep is from season 2. I thought it was pretty good, and I like the title card music. 7/10 Discuss this episode here.

Short jokes :)
If you have any short jokes that you think we'd get a good laugh go ahead and throw them on here. I know not everyone wants to make a new thread I thought this might be a good one to put up. Sorry I've not been on a ton lately. Finals next week.

Share your Jokes smiles here
Life is full of surprise so often bad times how can we face such trials? We are reminded There is an appointed time for everything. And there is a time for every event under heaven-- (Ecc 3:1) This thread is made to share clean jokes please come along an

JOKES AND FUN
ENGLISH JOKE: IN A BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTEST EMCEE: what is your favorite color? Miss America: Red because it stands for courage. Miss Puerto Rico: White because it signifies purity Miss Philippines: Blie because it means blue job FILIPINO

Jokes anyone? Here's a couple
Did you hear about the Psychic Midget who escaped from jail? Police report was that there is a Small medium at large. PALMIST: I see a fluctuation in your circumstances. CLIENT: What do you mean? PALMIST: Oh, just read between the lines. Paul

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES! uso n uLet ang corny yet so funny! ^.^
knock knock? who's there? kangkong garlic and mashed potato; with ketchup and mayo kangkong garlic and mashed potato; with ketchup and mayo who? new york! kangkong garlic and mashed potato; with ketchup and mayo (tune of empire state of

A few Disney jokes
Ok here are a few disney jokes I heard from a bus driver at disney. Thought they were cute Why doesn't Cinderella get picked for playing sports? - Because she has a reputation for running from the ball. Follow up: But you can't blame her because

Jokes
Let's pull down the map and laugh a little.... What happened when the Swede moved to Norway?