homsi jokes

Homsi Jokes

لبنانية كانت بحمص وحبت تروح على محل حلويات لتشتري حلو... فدخلت، ولمّا حكيت مع صاحب المحل، قال لها: انت لبنانية بس ليش تتمسخروا على الحماصنة؛ انا دارس بالجامعة الاميركية ومعي شهادة من عندكم بلبنان. فأعتذرت وقالت له: إنتو شعب ذكي، الله يرضى عليك بدي كم صنف

homsi jokes

شاب حمصي اشترى ستلايت من وراء أهله ,. فقال لهم : ما حدا يطلع على السطح لاني اشتريت كلب كبير ومتوحش ثاني يوم طلع أبوه مشان يستكشف الموضوع فنزل من السطح وهو عم يركض ويرتجف . سألوه اهله : شو ... شفت الكلب ؟؟ اجابهم : لأ .. بس شفت الصحن اللي بياكل فيه ...

Blonde jokes (CB if you ban me... =P)

Joke 1. A blonde goes to an electronic store. She grabs a TV. The cashier says "No blondes allowed" She trys again the next day, but died her hair brown. "No blondes allowed" Then the next day, she died her hair Brunnett.

Jokes in English 3

teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...". Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel". Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the... Teacher: Stop! Never put

Some Programming related Jokes

Take 1: The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies

Santa And Banta Jokes !!!!!

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

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Dear Dodong, Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk... Nagmamahal - Nanay

Clean Jokes

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes

Clean Jokes

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture,

Celebrity Jokes

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was

Jokes

Let's pull down the map and laugh a little.... What happened when the Swede moved to Norway?

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Two crocodiles are chatting on the bank of a river "We were born together, how come you are so much bigger than I?" "Has to be diet. What are you eating?" "Politicians, mainly." "That could be the problem. How do you

JOKES AND FUN

ENGLISH JOKE: IN A BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTEST EMCEE: what is your favorite color? Miss America: Red because it stands for courage. Miss Puerto Rico: White because it signifies purity Miss Philippines: Blie because it means blue job FILIPINO